STARTUP SUCCESS:

Calmosis: Marijuana delivered to your door! LEGAL? You Bet!

Sounds like something out of a movie right? Marijuana to your door? Does this mean we don’t have to go to shady spots to score anymore?

Probably not what you think. The sale of cannabis is banned in India since 1985. However, in 2022, the government relaxed its laws and made it legal to sell medicinal cannabis with a prescription signed by an Ayurvedic doctor.

Karan, a Bangalore based student, started Calmosis, a wellness startup providing doorstep delivery of 100% naturally organic cannabis.

This dude created products like the Peace Mantra aimed to sooth stress and anxiety and Sleep Mantra aimed at solving insomnia within 30 minutes.

The startup was met with a sick demand (Not Surprising) and crossed a 1000 pre-orders on the first day.

Proud of you Karan, you have healed the problem of an entire generation.

Disclaimer: Smoking is injurious to health, we do not promote smoking.

Do NOT ignore this previous line like the way you ignore Mukesh, the cancer guy, from the movies.

We love you Mukesh, but well, we now love you more Karan. XO

Technology

For all our one sided lovers: A new way to Stalk!

WhatsApp to try out a new feature to know when your crush was “recently online”.

What’s different?

Whatsapp used to show the “online” status of people in real time when you open their chat, but whatsapp finally took into consideration people dying to spy on their crush. This new feature will allow you to see a list of  people who were online in a faster, more convenient way.

High time Whatsapp! We needed this.

Finance

Get the Damn 9-5 corporate job in a few steps! Upcoming new job sector revealed!

We all think about this don’t we?

It’s primarily the thought of finally making money, getting that PlayStation, that car, finally buying your girl flowers without asking dad.

But, getting a job is not easy anymore. Obviously, right? The population seems a bit too high and it feels like these toppers we used to see in school are taking up all the jobs!

We 50-70% students need one as well, for the rest, (you should probably start trading, worst case scenario, you fail, but guess what, your parents already have zero expectations anyway).

There has been a 14-15% increase per year in staffing for credit card and personal loans space. Banks are actively looking to hire staff for their credit card departments and loan departments, look out for these opportunities.

This is your sign to go on LinkedIn and DM that bank manager, DM that guy who will be the guiding light for your PlayStation. Worst case scenario, he ignores you like your crush did. But who cares, WE NEED THAT MONEY!

Sports

Cover Your Ears: THALA IS IN THE HOUSE!

MS Dhoni, the name is enough to cause that buzz in our brains. On April 19^th , Thala came out to bat and apple watch users got a “loud environment” warning.

Apparently, the sound reached 95 decibels, FYI, if you hear a sound at this level for 10 minutes, you are at risk of temporary hearing loss.

But, we don’t mind. “Mahi AA Gaya, MAHI Marega” is all that matters.

De Kock’s wife (Thala’s Teammate) shared a photo on her Instagram when she got this alert on her watch. Now don’t go on stalking her on Instagram, she got De Kock. (IYKYK)

Dad Jokes 101:

This one is for all our budding wanna be entrepreneurs>

Quick Side Note from the crew:

Thank you for reading so far and not skipping, wait, you did read the whole thing right?

Anyway, thank you for being a part of this crew. If you are waiting for a catch as to why you are getting this cool newsletter and what do we want in return from you, let me be honest, absolutely nothing. It’s all at no cost, and to answer why we are doing this newsletter, we like memes and cool topics which all of you might find interesting.

BRB,

Love,

The Gen Z Crew