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Open to see what's inside: Words your crush is never gonna say to you

A quick summary of events going around India, followed by sick dad jokes!

Finance

New Billionaire Alert!

Cutie responsible for 24.65 Billion market cap

Who would have thought sending cheesy and flirty lines just so you order food would make you rich?

Well, it does, big time.

Deepinder Goyal, well known entrepreneur(cause he has a pretty wife and an Aston Martin), the CEO of Zomato has hit billionaire status since launching Zomato in 2008.

Talking about finance, he owns 36.95 crore shares in Zomato or a roughly 4.19% stake. The shares have grown 300% in 2 years with a market cap of 24.65 billion. He is now at 1.01 billion.

Boys, stop sending your crush cheesy lines, learn from Goyal.

Technology

A day without internet:

On Friday 19th July, a BSOD(Blue Screen of Death) was caused due to a global Microsoft outage. This obviously resulted in major disruptions for flights, banks etc.

Why did this happen? Do you really care?

This news article is not going to be about how and why, because we could just not care about it. Corporate employees were the happiest, Friday bhi half day ho gaya, traders lost money and abused Mr. Kamath, and mostly people of our age bracket, well, Instagram was not affected so we hardly noticed it anyway

Business:

How not to do business: The BYJU saga continues:

BYJU is the friend who promises to return the money tomorrow, but the day never comes. This time, BCCI, has filed a case of insolvency against the company because they have not received 158 crores which is due. BYJU and BCCI had a sponsorship contract wherein you see the logo of the company on some weird places of the Indian jersey.

Basically, they said promote us, Jay Shah, we will obviously pay you, and then were like, Jay, you guys are giving a random 125 crore bonus anyway, why do you need us to pay?

Which kind of makes sense.

Sports

This section will be a quick summary of events going on in Team India:

· Hardik Pandya has been removed from captaincy, also from half his fortune.

· Sir Jadeja has been dropped from ODI’s.

· Abhishek Sharma, the girls know him, has also been dropped.

· Ruturaj Gaikwad has been dropped, the best batsmen in T20 against Zimbabwe.

· Thala was seen dancing at Ambani’s wedding.

· Virat was at a satsang in London.

Dad Jokes:

How do you make number one disappear?

You just add a “G” and its gone.

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