It's Mr. Ambani's world, we are just living in it!

A quick summary of events going around India, followed by pretty sick dad jokes!

Finance

41.5 Crores is yours! Just win a game!

What would you do with 41.5 CR if you really did win that amount by playing a game?

Apparently, only if we started doing YouTube instead of studying for our class 10 board exams we might have that amount in our banks, and we could just give it away.

What’s the catch, you might ask. NOTHING.

That’s exactly what YouTuber Mr. Beast is planning on doing. He recently announced the biggest game show ever created with a prize money of 41.5 CR.

Chill, if you win this in India, after taxes and girlfriend expenses it’s not going to be much.  You need to be above 18 years of age, have a passport, be free from late June to September (which you quite possibly were going to waste anyways) and upload a 1-minute video introducing yourself and your dreams.

Just a tip, do not say your dream is to win the money, itna bhi sach nahi bolna hai.

Business

Mr. Ambani is now going to look after your grocery as well:

JioMart, is set to launch a 30-minute delivery service starting next month. Starting in 8 metro cities, it then plans to expand to 20-30 cities.

Did you really think Blinkit or Zepto can keep making money and Mr. Ambani would just watch? He is set to dominate again in the grocery delivery space.

And it’s going to stop there, you can also get electronics and fashion stuff within 30 minutes straight from Mr. Ambani, you know, just in case you see your crush at the last minute and want to dress to impress, Jio mart has got you covered.

Technology

Charge your phones and laptops in 1 minute!

No read-bait, this is true. Finally, a piece of tech which we needed the most. Ankur Gupta, and assistant professor of chemical and biological engineering at the University of Colorado Boulder in the United States, found this breakthrough technology with his team of researchers.

The piece of tech is called a “supercapacitor”, an energy storing device that relies on movement of ion collection in its pores. This enables the stimulation and predictions of ion flow in a complex network of thousands of interconnected pores within minutes.

(We didn’t understand this part either)

The point is, this new tech is more durable than a regular battery, with incredible charging speeds for all electronic devices, including electric cars.

It allows full charging of mobile phones and laptops in 1 minute. Thanks Ankur, we owe you one.

Sports

GG: The new head coach of India

Virat Kohli Right Now

The T-20 World Cup is just around the corner and this year we can all agree we have the feeling of “zero expectations”. I mean, we do want India to win, but we are done getting our hopes up and hearts broken. We have relationships for that purpose, we don’t need this.

However, KKR’s victory in this year’s IPL has boosted Gautam Gambhir’s credibility and he is set to be the head coach of India for this year’s World Cup.

Though the former Indian opener doesn’t have any experience of being the head coach, his role in taking KKR to IPL triumph this year was reportedly enough for BCCI to seriously consider his name as Dravid’s successor.

BCCI also reported receiving applications of Narendra Modi and Amit Shah for this position. Chill, they were fake profiles, but seriously, they could consider this gig. Mr. Modi has a way of getting things done.

However, Mohammad Siraj is on the team, and considering how Modi feels about Muslims, things can get tricky.

Quick Side Note: Please don’t put efforts in finding out where we live to sue us Modi Ji, we are not AIB. Also, Dhruv Rathee paid us to say this.

Dad Jokes:

So I recently made a dad joke on a video call.

Turns out,

I am not even remotely funny.

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