Business:

^{BC SAB MARNE VALE HAI:}

That’s not us, that’s our favorite  CEO Nikhil Kamath (Co-Founder of Zerodha) speaking facts about dealing with life, at a very chill pace.

 Most of us are probably at that stage where we got two options:

Hypothetical situation 1: You get a job and make a decent salary way below what you had expected.

Hypothetical situation 2: You go for further education because you still have decent lung capacity and a halfway decent liver which can take more abuse.

Nikhil gets it, so since it makes more sense to listen to a billionaire about life than a random newsletter crew, here’s the advice he has for us:

It doesn’t matter if you don’t score well (in exams), the girl you like doesn’t like you back or you are just jealous of your friends who somehow seem to be much more sorted, just remember, don’t take life too seriously,  Beh***od sab marne vale hai* .

 What a line, straight to our hearts!

  Also, is it just me that gets super excited  when a celebrity or billionaire abuses?

Boss, yeh toh apne jaise hai!

Finance

^{BABA RAMDEV: THE PEOPLE MADE BUSINESS TYCOON:}

The man needs no introduction, turn on Astha Tv before you go to sleep at 5AM and there he is, with the body of your dreams, making more money in that one hour than your yearly salary. We will briefly highlight his top business lessons for a successful multimillion. scam:

 · Tell the people you got free money to give away: Ramdev apparently promised people a pension of INR 25,000, 15 Lakhs to each family and a rebate on taxes if they let BJP win so he could help bring back black money in foreign countries. What a golden heart! But did the people get it? Well, Ramdev got his rewards, such as land deals at minimal prices, product promotions etc. What about the people? They were now fooled by a guy wearing a dhoti and doing weird tricks with his stomach.

 · CORONIL: This guy advertised coronil as the Viagra for corona, this drug was supposed to cure corona within 7 days. Well, he went on to earn more than 250 crores in 4 months. And the drug? Well, if you took him seriously, the defender he just bought was partly paid by you.

 But we love the guy right, he taught us yoga, deceit, ways to make money, the ideal male physique and how you and your best friend can scam more than a billion people. Vijay Mallya who?

Ways to Make Money 101:

Meet the millionaire woman who makes 2.3Cr by working just 3 days a week:

Only if we could get money we desire without working those long hours!

Seems like some of us have cracked the code.

Bernadette Joy, who is apparently “extremely lazy” in her own words, makes $279,000 per year without sitting at the boring desk from 9-5.

How?

She is a money coach, thereby helping people like us who are looking for secret answers when we google or search on YouTube “Top Ten ways to make money”.

Her Journey started when she shut down her business to start a podcast, where she openly discussed her financial journey. This got people interested as she talked about leveraging your skills, managing time and pursuing what you love.

You might have heard the saying, “there is no such thing as immediate success”. Next time, remember, Miss Joy works 20 hours a week for 3 days and makes more money than your boss.

Life Hack 101:

I often think about being consistent, that’s what we hear all day right? just be consistent, it will happen. But what does that mean?

Let me simplify this for you:

Think about what you really want, if money, why?, if love, why?, if confidence, why? You got to want this think bad enough.

The non-standard way is imagine the worst thing that can happen to you, does happen. Think about what you can do today to prevent that from happening. It has to be started today.

Standard way is to be aware that the worst thing, the pain, the humiliation, the disappointment, which you want to avoid, might be closer than you think. Why would you not be consistently working on yourself to avoid it?

Life is not a matter of choosing either pain or pleasure, it is choosing between the pain you choose for yourself or the suffering which follows if you fail to do so.

Dad Jokes

This one is for all the ladies!

Ladies, if your man can’t take a fruit joke, You need to let that Man-go 🙃 

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